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William Shakespeare

2011-02-06T01:00:00.000+02:00

To sleep, perchance to dream.

Two and a Half Men

2010-01-24T16:39:00.000+02:00

Charlie: Listen, you've got to do me a favor.
Alan: That's what I live for.
Charlie: Sarcasm is for winners, Alan.

Rob Halford

2008-02-01T18:35:00.000+02:00

"Because that's what Ozzfest is about," she said. "If you want alt, go to other festivals, not ours. We're not gay."
Halford then pointed out dryly, "I am."

Tyondai Braxton

2008-01-29T14:17:00.001+02:00

Tyondai: Pretty much after I got arrested my social worker said you can either go to jail or be in a band.

What were you arrested for?

Tyondai: Rocking too hard.

Blue Harvest (Family Guy)

2008-01-16T02:34:00.000+02:00

Peter (Han Solo): [about the Millenium Falcon] Well, what do you think?
Chris (Luke Skywalker): What a piece of junk!
Peter (Han Solo): Thank you this was my brother's, he died of leukemia. How do you feel know?

Kurt Cobain

2008-01-15T10:39:00.000+02:00

I miss the comfort in being sad.

Delta Air Lines

2008-01-13T16:00:00.000+02:00

We're sorry; we have no updates on this bag and are still trying to locate it. Please check back again.

James LeBeau

2008-01-09T23:50:00.000+02:00

Christian: Sweetheart, you’re two hours late. If you were a pizza, I’d get you for free.
(He opens the door to find James standing there)
James: That’s because pizza gets cold. Some things get hotter the longer you wait for them.

Jennifer Melfi

2008-01-09T23:28:00.000+02:00

Depression is rage turned inward.

Samuel Johnson

2008-01-09T03:54:00.000+02:00

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Candy Darling

2008-01-07T23:50:00.000+02:00

Andy Warhol: Look at candy everyone, doesn't she look fabulous, how often do you have your period?
Candy Darling: Every day Andy, I'm such a woman.

Richard Jones

2008-01-04T01:40:00.000+02:00

London is a big city. Someone must have balls to sell.

God

2008-01-04T01:32:00.000+02:00

I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end.

Jason Calacanis

2007-12-13T02:46:00.000+02:00

As Internet people we shoudn't bother with people who don't understand the Internet because they'll be dead soon.

Steve Jobs

2007-12-12T23:01:00.000+02:00

I decided to take a calligraphy class to learn how to [learn calligraphy]. I learned about serif and sans-serif typefaces, about varying the space between different letter combinations, about what makes great typography great. It was beautiful. Historical. Artistically subtle in a way that science can't capture. And I found it fascinating. None of this had any hope of any practical application in my life. But 10 years later, when we were designing the first Macintosh computer, it all came back to me. And we designed it all into the Mac. It was the first computer with beautiful typography. If I had never dropped in on that single course in college, the Mac would never have multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts. And since Windows just copied the Mac, it's likely that no personal computer would have them.

Dr. Christian Troy

2007-12-02T23:32:00.000+02:00

Whores only give you their body. I needed to feel like the most important man in the world. You’re the only person who can do that for me. Don’t worry, sweetheart. I’m sure there’s some chapter in Dianetics that’ll help you get through all this.

Robbie Williams

2007-11-29T14:13:00.000+02:00

And all the best women are married
All the handsome men are gay

Vaughan

2007-11-29T11:17:00.000+02:00

You'll notice that we are not wearing helmets or safety padding of any kind, and our cars are not equipped with roll cages or seat belts. we depend solely on the skill of our drivers for our safety so that we can bring you the ultimate in authenticity. All right, here we go. The fatal crash of James Dean!

The Sopranos

2007-11-26T12:09:00.000+02:00

[Pussy and Paulie are in a coffee shop franchise]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Fuckin' Italian people. How did we miss out on this?
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: What?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Fuckin' expresso, cappuccino. We invented this shit and all these other cocksuckers are gettin' rich off it.
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Yeah, isn't it amazing?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: And it's not just the money. It's a pride thing. All our food: pizza, calzone, buffalo moozarell', olive oil. These fucks had nothin'. They ate pootsie before we gave them the gift of our cuisine. But this, this is the worst. This expresso shit.
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Take it easy.

Josh Homme

2007-11-16T10:33:00.000+02:00

I learned nothing through anger management.

God

2007-08-14T11:45:00.000+03:00

You can't kneel down in the middle of a highway and live to talk about it, son.

Rainer Maria Rilke

2007-06-12T16:02:00.000+03:00

You are so young, so much before all beginning, and I would like to beg you, dear Sir, as well as I can, to have patience with everything unresolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves as if they were locked rooms or books written in a very foreign language. Don't search for the answers, which could not be given to you now, because you would not be able to live them. And the point is, to live everything. Live the questions now. Perhaps then, someday far in the future, you will gradually, without even noticing it, live your way into the answer.

Heroes

2007-05-17T19:07:00.000+03:00

Save the cheerleader, save the world.

Ahmet Ertegun

2007-05-16T12:51:00.000+03:00

Just because you've sold millions of records doesn't mean you're good. McDonald's sells a lot of hamburgers.

Closer

2007-05-16T02:02:00.000+03:00

Your dream world is a very scary place to be trapped inside. All your life shine in time until you find your closer to the truth. Within you is the truth that your dream world is a very scary place.

Paul Klee

2007-05-08T21:39:00.000+03:00

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

Heidegger

2007-04-24T21:21:00.000+03:00

Language is the house of being; in its home the human being dwells.

Ayda Turanli

2007-04-24T12:33:00.000+03:00

Her passion is print, her obsession is type.

Madonna

2007-04-10T19:30:00.000+03:00

Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.

Pablo Picasso

2007-04-10T19:27:00.000+03:00

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Barney Stinson

2007-03-20T10:56:00.000+02:00

There's nobody hotter than God.

St. Augustine

2007-03-11T19:27:00.000+02:00

Nevertheless, in a strange way, I contemplate the saints more pleasantly when I envisage them as the teeth of the Church cutting off men from their errors and transferring them to her body after their hardness has been softened as if by being bitten and chewed.

Jedi Master Yoda

2007-03-07T06:36:00.000+02:00

Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'

Brian K. Smith

2007-03-06T23:27:00.000+02:00

You have to get up, to get down.

Urban Word of the Day

2007-03-02T00:07:00.000+02:00

When it's art, you call it a film. When it's mainstream garbage, it's called a movie.

Logan Huntzberger

2007-02-18T12:01:00.000+02:00

The beauty of the daily paper is that it's in everybody's recycling bin the next morning and will soon be totally forgotten.

Andrew Kehoe

2007-02-17T12:57:00.000+02:00

Criminals are made, not born.

Barney

2007-02-17T12:54:00.001+02:00

(after blowing his nose) My nose was just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out!

The O.C.

2007-01-29T02:10:00.000+02:00

Summer: Remember when the boys made us watch that movie about the gay guys on the mountain?
Marissa: Lord of the Rings.
Summer: Yeah. And you remember that Gollum guy--how he got evil and more evil the closer he got to the firey thing? That's how Seth is about Brown.

Summer

2007-01-21T13:07:00.000+02:00

Looking good, Coop! Look very Kate Moss pre-Vanity Fair cover.

Before The Rain

2007-01-17T04:04:00.000+02:00

Time never dies. The circle is never round.

Brian K. Smith

2007-01-16T19:21:00.001+02:00

You have to get up, to get down.

L. Ron Hubbard

2007-01-16T19:09:00.000+02:00

I’d like to start a religion. That’s where the money is!

Charles Eames

2007-01-16T17:47:00.000+02:00

The details are not the details. They make the design.

Evan Williams

2007-01-14T16:22:00.000+02:00

From excitement and bold moves, great things often happen.

David Ogilvy

2007-01-14T16:21:00.000+02:00

You can't save souls in an empty church.

The Smiths

2006-12-18T11:50:00.000+02:00

I lost my faith in Womanhood.

Paul McCartney

2006-12-18T11:47:00.000+02:00

Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight.

Gladiator

2006-12-17T00:50:00.000+02:00

And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Rob Gordon

2006-12-09T17:06:00.000+02:00

Barry: I wanna date a musician.
Rob Gordon: I wanna live with a musician. She'd write songs at home and ask me what I thought of them, and maybe even include one of our little private jokes in the liner notes.
Barry: Maybe a little picture of me in the liner notes.
Dick: Just in the background somewhere.

Thom Yorke

2006-12-09T16:04:00.000+02:00

The more you drive, the less intelligent you get.

Science des rêves, La

2006-12-09T14:19:00.000+02:00

P. S. R. Parallel Synchronized Randomness. An interesting brain rarity and our subject for today. Two people walk in opposite directions at the same time and then they make the same decision at the same time. Then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it. Basically, in a mathematical world these two little guys will stay looped for the end of time. The brain is the most complex thing in the universe and it's right behind the nose.

Astrodienst

2006-12-07T22:29:00.000+02:00

Daydreaming, probably the most common effect of this influence, is usually harmless and pleasant as long as you are aware of reality.

Tony Levin

2006-12-06T22:38:00.000+02:00

If we were paid by the note, this band would be the Bill Gates of Rock.

London College of Communication

2006-12-04T22:05:00.000+02:00

Use your head more than your hands.

The Librarian

2006-12-04T07:51:00.000+02:00

Professor Harris. I should've known he was evil. He gave me an A-minus.

Van Helsing

2006-12-01T04:09:00.000+02:00

I'm sure this is some kind of sin.

Anonymous

2006-11-30T02:32:00.000+02:00

I just found out that the brain is like a computer. If that’s true, then there really aren’t any stupid people. Just people running DOS.

The Prestige

2006-11-29T01:35:00.000+02:00

Obsession is a young man's game.

William Gibson

2006-11-28T05:20:00.000+02:00

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

Scoop

2006-11-27T01:34:00.000+02:00

I was born of the Hebrew persuasion, but I converted to narcissism.

Kurt Cobain

2006-11-26T14:09:00.000+02:00

With the lights out, it’s less dangerous.

Vanilla Sky

2006-11-25T10:29:00.000+02:00

Even in my dreams, I'm an idiot who knows he's about to wake up to reality.

Volver

2006-11-24T19:00:00.000+02:00

We must wash our dirty linen in private.

The Departed

2006-11-23T18:58:00.000+02:00

And I thought that I was the liar in this relationship!

Arthur Schopenhauer

2006-11-22T12:03:00.000+02:00

Unrest is the mark of existence.

Marie Antoinette

2006-11-21T00:50:00.000+02:00

It is quite certain that in seeing the people who treat us so well despite their own misfortune, we are more obliged than ever to work hard for their happiness.

Dieter Rams

2006-11-19T22:17:00.000+02:00

Good design is innovative.
Good design makes a product useful.
Good design is aesthetic.
Good design helps us to understand a product.
Good design is unobtrusive.
Good design is honest.
Good design is durable.
Good design is consequent to the last detail.
Good design is concerned with the environment.
Good design is as little design as possible.
Back to purity, back to simplicity.

Paris, JeTaime

2006-11-19T03:40:00.000+02:00

But those who are sleeping in the snow, do not notice death.

Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

2006-11-18T02:55:00.000+02:00

I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini... because it is for girls!

Stranger Than Fiction

2006-11-17T02:32:00.000+02:00

This is a story about a man named Harold Crick and his wristwatch.

Anonymous

2006-11-16T05:26:00.000+02:00

It was like drowning in a red tide.

Playing By Heart

2006-11-15T08:09:00.000+02:00

Talking about love is like dancing about architecture.

Susan Sontag

2006-11-14T00:06:00.000+02:00

Obscenity is the voluptuous yearning for the extinction of one's consciousness, for death itself.

Sigmund Freud

2006-11-13T05:24:00.000+02:00

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.

The Fountain

2006-11-12T02:05:00.000+02:00

Death is a disease, and there's a cure. And I will find it.

Failure To Launch

2006-11-11T05:48:00.000+02:00

Deceptions are poisonous like margarine.

Inside Man

2006-11-10T02:41:00.000+02:00

My bite is much worse than my bark.

Gone in 60 Seconds

2006-11-09T22:42:00.000+02:00

Without disappointment you cannot appreciate victory.

Zoolander

2006-11-08T00:48:00.000+02:00

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

The Break-Up

2006-11-07T00:55:00.000+02:00

But I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand that, because all you do is make moves from up in your ivory tower.

Zoolander

2006-11-06T01:01:00.000+02:00

Look, you can't just come into people's lofts, wanting sex, then changing your mind, then telling them they've been at a day spa for a week.

Running With Scissors

2006-11-05T01:08:00.000+02:00

You can't come in here, this is my mastabatorium!

Röyksopp

2006-11-04T02:44:00.000+02:00

The wise man's tools are analogies and puzzles.

A Prairie Home Companion

2006-11-03T06:54:00.000+02:00

We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.

Eddie Izzard

2006-10-31T19:12:00.000+02:00

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death.

Las Vegas

2006-10-30T21:31:00.000+02:00

What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas.

Nip/Tuck

2006-10-30T21:28:00.000+02:00

Beauty is a curse on the world. It keeps us from seeing who the real monsters are.

Gilmore Girls

2006-10-30T21:26:00.000+02:00

Your virtue is a gift...it is a gift you can give to only one man…If you give it away too soon and to the wrong man, then when the right one does come along, you have no gift to give. You'll have to buy him a sweater.

Hiroshima mon amour

2006-10-27T21:20:00.000+03:00

You're destroying me. You're good for me.

Leanne Shapton

2006-10-21T21:19:00.000+03:00

As long as we have our imaginations, we have the ability to obsess.

American Beauty

2006-10-20T18:49:00.000+03:00

It's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world.

Albert Einstein

2006-10-19T14:00:00.000+03:00

If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?

Stephen Colbert

2006-10-19T06:46:00.000+03:00

Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.

Serge Gainsbourg

2006-10-18T16:38:00.000+03:00

Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

2006-10-18T01:14:00.000+03:00

Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself.

Shortbus

2006-10-15T18:12:00.000+03:00

It’s just like the ’60s, only with less hope.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

2006-10-15T01:13:00.000+03:00

To be free, one must give up a part of oneself.

Jack Shephard

2006-10-14T12:33:00.000+03:00

Live Together, Die Alone.

American Beauty

2006-10-12T02:35:00.000+03:00

1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!